Schaissssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Wait!!! Where tha fuck am I?

  Am I in some kind of liquid? Makes sense, as that shitty god said I’m a paramecium and that means that I am in a pond, river, stream, lake or puddle…I might actually be in some kind of animal.

  Holy shit!!!! WTF is this????!!!!!

  I think that that shitty god told something about that?

  Shit I hate those things! Every time I play a game I turn them off.

  Status.

  Ok so I get a basic idea on what stats are, but still I need explanation, and why there are so many locked signs?

  Hmm what kind of stats are locked right now?

  Shit what a bummer.

  Skill list.

  Ok soooo………Explanation please?

  I would ask what’s with those descriptions but my predecessor already asked that!