(FOR YOUR INFORMATION MY LAST SENTENCE FROM PREVIOUS CHAPTER WAS JUST A JOKE)
“Thank god!”
Then system-chan upgrade my first circle elemental magic and shield. Also since I am on land now let’s buy language comprehension skill.
This skill is fucking awesome! With this I can blackmail every noble in the world to have their daughters!!
Well unfortunately it’s still far ahead.
So there’s a forest shore and a sea. Let’s go to the forest.
Hmm there’s some interesting plants here, well I’m no herbalist and no alchemist yet so let’s leave the be. Oh a mouse! *NOM*
“NOOOO DON’T EAT ME!” (mouse)
Shut up! Let’s get mowin. Ah I should secure a cave something like that.
While searching for cave I have successfully eaten a mouse X2, some insects X12, an egg that fell from a tree and a lizard.
And finally few hours later I finally found a cave. Hopefully its deserted.
“Hello! Is there someone?”
No answer. Cave get! And just in time it’s starting to get dark.
Hmm it’s pretty big. It is possible that at night someone or something can come here so lets go to the corner and use earth wall to hide.
(MORNING TIME)
At the morning I woke up to some noise. Opening small hole in the wall just to see wat’s making the noise I saw them.
GOD DAMN HUMANS! THA FUCK THEIR DOING HERE!?
“How far there is to the next city?” (human#1)
“Tree days I think?” (human#2)
“Four. You idiots. How many times do you think we have been traveling on this rout?” (big human)
“Umm eight?” (human#1{stupid?})
“No you idiot it’s five!” (human#2{idiot?})
“ NO! You idiots can’t even count properly! It’s been fifteen times! FIFFTEEN!!! And you have yet to remember how long is the road?!” (big human)
It’s settled let’s call those two stupid and idiot.
While they were bickering another human approached them.
“Get ready were mowing out after two hours. Let’s hope that there won’t be any bandits on the road like last time. I don’t want to lose time. We have to bring this cargo as fast as possible, some nobles are expected to be on the auction. ” (fat human)
“YES!” X3
Ohh! So it’s expected that they have some quality goods. I. SHALL. STEAL. THEM!
Making the hole just enough big so I can get through it I snuck past them.
Let’s see there must be at least one or more carriages. There they are.
There were three carriages right outside the cave and twelve more humans.
Shit too many for me to handle right now. So just stealing then.
Time to sneak inside.
The carriages were loaded full with wooden boxes.
Too bad their open carriages or I could just take the whole boxes in my inventory. No choice then. I need to carefully make holes in them to take what’s inside.
(SOME STEALING LATER)
“LET”S MOVE OUT!” (fat human)
Shit times up!
Jumping from the carriage I make my way to the cave making sure to avoid all incoming legs.
Aaaaand their gone. Phew time to sort the goods. Un fortunately I only cleaned out two carriage’s.
As for the spoils of my epic war against boxes and legs.
Mithril ore X10
Adamantium ore X9
Obsidian ore X50
Gold bars X20
Silver bars X40
Jewels colorful and not X100
Different potions X80
And the most epic of them all small vial of dragon blood!
After sorting them all I drank the blood.
“SHIIIIIT!!! HAVE TO SEAL THE CAVE FAST! EARTH WALL!”
“IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I blacked out immediately.
(SOME HOURS LATER.)
Shitting cunt sauce that hurt!!! Can’t see a thing.
After opening the cave I look around.
“Did I become bigger?”
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“Did I become bigger?”
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Umm, sorry I am just perplexed a little. So I evolved? But why?
I see but why I couldn’t chose my evolution?
So did I become a dragon?
So how do I look? Do I need to go to sea or you could take photo and show me?
DAMN RIGTH I AM!!!
(JUST CLICK ON IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO MAKE IT BIGGER.)
HOLY SHIT! What’s with the skull?
So can you show me my status?
To next evolution I would need ASHITLOAD OF EXP!!!
Okay okay calm your virtual titties! Sheesh.
But why demonic?
Those humans killed a small cute dragonling!? That’s it let's become a demon lord and slay them!
Yeah! Now back to the present. Add 10 to strength and agility then 20 to intellect.
Then show me the skill list.
Well lizard scale armor is the thing on my back right?
Then explain please what are those other two.
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Drawing is not mine. I asked a friend to draw it. You can see his signature on it.
