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80 - Honest Reviews Get Them Fired!

  Back at their office, the two began writing down their true experiences at Starlight Amusement Park, as their boss had instructed.

  "Starlight Amusement Park has very few rides, and most of the park is abandoned and closed to the public.

  However, it's curious that there's a long line in front of every ride. The line for the virtual reality arcade stretches back to three hours of waiting time, but nobody leaves..."

  Writing that, both of them were amazed.

  Although their main task was to observe the kids' reactions during the field trip program, they also noticed the other attractions in Starlight Amusement Park.

  The wait times for all the rides in Starlight Amusement Park were extremely long.

  Even longer than the signature attractions at Steiny Amusement Park!

  This is nothing short of a miracle for a small amusement park with low foot traffic!

  After a moment of amazement, the two continued to write.

  "The only ride the children experienced during the field trip program was the Wonderland 6D theater."

  "Before entering the theater, nobody could have imagined what they were about to experience."

  "Just like the name Wonderland, everything we experienced in the theater felt like a beautiful dream."

  "We transformed into fairies from a fairytale world, fighting the dragon with the warrior to save the princess!"

  "Yes, we fought the dragon with the warrior, not just watching the warrior defeat the dragon on the screen!"

  "This experience is like legendary virtual reality technology!"

  "This is the real 6D theater. The 6D theaters in other amusement parks, including Steiny Amusement Park, are just fake 6D theaters for hype!"

  "After the movie, everyone was reluctant to leave!"

  "The children were crying, begging to watch the movie again!"

  "In the end, they were dragged away from the theater crying!"

  "Actually, not just the children, even those of us adults with mature minds didn't want to leave, wanting to watch a few more movies in the theater!"

  "After all, this kind of viewing experience is absolutely unique in the world!"

  "......"

  Time slowly passed.

  As they wrote, the two seemed to get lost in the writing, filling an entire A4 sheet with words of praise.

  The head of Steiny Amusement Park even sneaked over to take a look.

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  Seeing the two working diligently at their desks, he nodded with satisfaction, humming a tune as he left.

  Writing so seriously, it must be a great hit piece!

  Another half an hour passed.

  "Ah!" One of them stretched, saying, "Finally finished writing, what about you?"

  "Oh, I only have a few dozen words left." The other person laughed, but the smile quickly disappeared from his face, frowning.

  "But, what I wrote is all praising Starlight Amusement Park, is it really okay to submit it like this?" He worriedly asked.

  "What else can we do?" The other person replied, "Anyway, the boss told us to write down our true feelings, we're just doing what he said!"

  "Let's go then!"

  The two got up from their seats, went to their boss's office, knocked, and walked in.

  The head of Steiny Amusement Park crossed his legs, casually took the papers from their hands, and smiled: "See, writing a piece is not that difficult!"

  "Well, you wrote so much?"

  "Not bad, not bad, really awesome!"

  Faced with their boss's praise, the two just smiled sheepishly, not daring to make any extra expressions.

  They knew this was just the calm before the storm.

  Hopefully, the boss won't have a stroke when he's done reading!

  While they were silently praying, the head of Steiny Amusement Park had already finished reading the first paragraph, raising an eyebrow.

  Something felt off!

  This wasn't a hit piece?

  Why was the opening so soft, anyone would think it was praising Starlight Amusement Park?

  He secretly shook his head.

  After all, they're not professionals, understandable, forgivable.

  He continued reading.

  Soon, he finished reading the second paragraph, getting a little upset.

  There wasn't anything negative in the second paragraph, it was clearly praise!

  "Did you write this?" The head of Steiny Amusement Park looked at the two with suspicion.

  The two nodded.

  "Boss, we wrote it according to your requirements!"

  The head of Steiny Amusement Park continued reading.

  His breathing started to become rapid.

  His cheeks started to turn red from the intense emotion.

  The veins on his forehead started to bulge.

  He finally understood!

  This wasn't a hit piece at all, it was clearly a piece praising the other side!

  He stood up abruptly, throwing the unfinished papers directly at the two.

  "What the hell did you write!"

  "I asked you to write a hit piece, a hit piece, a hit piece, I'm saying it three times because it's important!"

  "Confess, is the owner of Starlight Amusement Park your brother-in-law or did he give you money to speak so well of him?"

  "Get out, get out of here!"

  "Go to accounting to get your wages right now, from now on, I don't want to see either of you in Steiny Amusement Park ever again!"

  The head of Steiny Amusement Park felt like he was going crazy!

  How did he hire such a pair of incompetent employees!

  Taking Steiny Amusement Park's salary, working for Starlight Amusement Park!

  The two were kicked out of the office amidst the angry shouting!

  "I told you, submitting it like this wouldn't end well!"

  "What else could we do, we couldn't not write it!"

  The two complained about their bad luck.

  ......

  In the following days, Jake had a smile on his face every day!

  Since reaching the field trip program agreement with the education department, thousands of kids from various elementary and middle schools came to Starlight Amusement Park every day.

  And after the kids went home, they would ask their parents to bring them a second and third time.

  Starlight Amusement Park's traffic increased day by day, bringing more people to the other rides.

  Just as another business day ended.

  Jake heard the familiar system notification sound in his ear.

  "Ding, detecting that the Hyper Velocity Coaster has met the upgrade requirements. After completing the upgrade mission, the host can upgrade the Hyper Velocity Coaster to the Death Coaster!"

  Jake immediately gasped.

  The Hyper Velocity Coaster was already deadly enough!

  How terrifying would it be after the upgrade!

  Even the system called it the Death Coaster!

  The system never fakes it, just like the Grim Reaper, if he wants you to die at three in the morning, who dares to let you live until five, only plays it real!

  "System, aren't you going a bit too far? Can't you be a little friendlier to the guests?"

  Jake said, opening the system interface, viewing the detailed mission for the Hyper Velocity Coaster and the attribute panel after the upgrade.

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