There lay Basic, his body crumpled on the cold cobblestones outside the Bumbling Stump. The night’s laughter and mockery still lingered in the air, but now all that remained was the quiet hum of regret and the soft breeze blowing through the village.

  Bumbling stood nearby, his concern for Basic barely masked by his usual stuttering, unsure of how to proceed.

  Suddenly, a figure emerged from the shadows—a silent observer who had been watching the night’s folly unfold. The mysterious man stepped forward, his presence calm but commanding. Without a word, he knelt beside Basic and motioned to Bumbling.

  Together, the two men lifted Basic, his limp body heavy with the weight of both physical defeat and emotional exhaustion. As they carried him back toward the warmth and safety of the inn, the firelight flickering through the windows offered a small glimmer of solace in the dark.

  Inside the inn, Bumbling, still catching his breath, turned to the stranger. “I t-thank you for your help, sir. I’m a-afraid I don’t recognize your face,” he stammered, his voice filled with genuine curiosity and a touch of unease.

  The man, measured and deliberate, glanced down at Basic’s unconscious form before looking back at Bumbling. His gaze was sharp but not unkind.

  “My name is Alistair,” he said, his voice calm, almost soothing. “I seek the troubled heap laid before us.“

  Bumbling blinked, the name Alistair ringing familiar but distant. “A-Alistair?” he repeated, piecing together the significance. His eyes shifted between the mysterious man and Basic, realization slowly dawning. This was no ordinary stranger.

  Alistair’s expression softened as he studied Basic. “He is more than he appears,” Alistair continued, his voice quiet but firm. “Though he doesn’t yet know it, the world will soon demand more of him than he has ever imagined.“

  Bumbling’s eyebrows shot up as he processed Alistair’s cryptic words, his stutter threading through his response. “B-Basic? You’re the one who wrote him the letter? I dare say you’ve mis-mistaken him. As you can see, h-he is not exactly the adventuring type.“

  Despite his skepticism, the fondness Bumbling felt for Basic was clear, his concern for the young man’s future apparent even through his stuttering defense.

  Alistair’s expression remained unreadable, though his response hinted at deeper currents. “In this world, a hero to some can be a villain to others. Dark forces are stirring, and Huble—under Elabor’s unwitting spotlight—has caught their attention. It is no longer the sanctuary it once was.“

  Bumbling scratched his head as if trying to unearth the meaning of Alistair’s words. “Yes, yes…” he murmured absently. Then, as the gravity of the statement dawned on him, his face paled. “H-Huble, in t-t-trouble? Elabor, h-he’s a slayer of slightly magical beings… a returning hero to his homeland.“

  Sensing the disconnect between his foreboding message and Bumbling’s understanding, Alistair gestured for them to move to the back of the inn, away from prying ears. The flickering light of the hearth dimmed as they entered a quieter corner, a more fitting place for serious conversation.

  Alistair’s tone softened with mild concern. “Bumbling, are you, by chance, Basic’s keeper?“

  Bumbling’s face creased with the familiar weight of responsibility. He gave a resigned chuckle. “U-unfortunately,” he said, his expression a mix of resignation and humor at the absurdity of his role.

  Alistair leaned forward slightly, gauging the bond between the two. “And do you consider Basic somewhat like a son to you?“

  Bumbling hesitated, a brief flash of sentiment crossing his face before the humor returned. “O-oh, yes—no. More like a pet weasel, I’d say, but a son nonetheless.“

  Alistair blinked, taken aback by the odd analogy, but chose diplomacy. “I see.“

  Warming to his metaphor, Bumbling continued, his voice gaining momentum. “H-he’s like the family pig, you see. The one who lives beyond the house. Rolls in the mud all day, destroys the land, and so you find yourself having to go out there and—” Bumbling mimicked the action, as if wielding a stick— “beat him with a s-stick just to set things right again.“

  He squealed playfully, imitating the pig’s squeals, then shifted into a pleading voice meant to be Basic’s.

  “‘N-no, Bumbling, please stop—squee squee!’“

  Despite the humor, Bumbling’s expression softened as he finished. “Yes, yes… the pet weasel I never knew I wanted,” he sighed wistfully, a quiet fondness settling into his words.

  Alistair managed a chuckle, amused by the vivid imagery and Bumbling’s theatrical performance.

  “We should all thank the gods for family,” he said with a smile, though beneath the humor lay an understanding of the complex, chaotic bond between innkeeper and fool. Frustration and fondness seemed to weave together in a way only family could.

  Before Alistair could delve deeper, Bumbling suddenly dropped to his knees, his usual stuttering composure crumbling.

  “Please, Alistair,” he begged, “take him. You have no idea what it’s like!“

  His voice was desperate, the weight of years dealing with Basic’s antics crashing down at once.

  Alistair, taken aback, stepped back slightly. A wry smile flickered across his face as he took in the frantic innkeeper’s expression, bemused by the sudden turn.

  Bumbling rushed to explain, his words tumbling over themselves. “H-He breaks everything, insults guests—b-by accident, mostly—but f-frankly, the boy is hated by all in town for his foolishness. I’ve tried, Alistair, truly I have, but…“

  Before Bumbling could continue, Alistair raised a hand, his calm, measured gesture halting the torrent of complaints. He stood silently for a moment, as if weighing every word, before resolve settled across his face.

  “I understand,” Alistair said at last. “And I accept your proposal.“

  Bumbling’s eyes lit up with hope—until that hope vanished in an instant.

  Alistair slipped a large bag of gold back into his pocket, the heavy clink unmistakable. The intended payment for Basic’s release disappeared as quickly as it had appeared, and terror washed over Bumbling’s face.

  “W-wait!” Bumbling squealed, the sound not unlike his earlier pig imitation, though now filled with genuine alarm. “N-no, that—that’s not what I meant!“

  But Alistair had already turned away, his decision made. He walked calmly toward the back where Basic lay, unmoved by Bumbling’s frantic waving and rising panic.

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  “When he saves us all,” Alistair said over his shoulder, his voice steady and unbothered, “my debt will be paid.“

  With his head still rattled, Basic had slipped outside, desperate for solace. He found himself perched awkwardly inside a barrel out front, clutching a mug of ale. Each swig dulled the sting of his defeat at Elabor’s hands, but did little to soothe his bruised pride. Embarrassment and frustration clung to him with every drink.

  Basic’s attempts to drown his sorrows were abruptly interrupted by the sudden appearance of Alistair. Clad in black and utterly out of place against the rustic inn, the noble figure approached silently, his expression unreadable.

  To Basic—muddled by drink and shame—Alistair seemed foreboding. The gentle bearing and refined features that marked him as a man of distinction were lost on the young fool, who assumed this cloaked figure had come to exploit his misery.

  With clumsy desperation, Basic attempted to rise in defense. His movements were erratic, exaggerated, and completely ineffective. As he struggled to free himself from the barrel, it became less a refuge and more a trap. Arms flailing wildly, he only wedged himself further inside.

  Then, with a sudden jolt, the barrel tipped over the edge of the porch.

  It rolled.

  Uncontrollably.

  Down the cobblestone street.

  The townsfolk were jolted from their peaceful routines as the vessel barreled downhill, smashing through stands and carts in its path. Villagers dove aside, shouting in alarm as chaos erupted in its wake.

  Alistair wiped his face in quiet shame and followed after the rolling barrel with calm precision. His calls to the villagers were measured and soft—an eerie contrast to the mayhem Basic caused. Despite the pandemonium, Alistair moved with purpose, keeping pace and ensuring no one was seriously harmed.

  The barrel’s wild journey ended abruptly as it smashed through a vegetable stand, sending produce flying in every direction.

  Basic, half-conscious and utterly disoriented, lay buried beneath splintered wood and scattered vegetables.

  An irate crowd quickly gathered, their earlier amusement now soured into frustration. Already weary of Basic’s antics, the villagers had reached their limit. They pointed angrily at the trail of destruction—the toppled carts, scattered produce—evidence of his continued troublemaking.

  After driving away their beloved hero, Elabor, this was the final straw. Grievances poured out in a torrent, the weight of their anger thick in the air.

  As tensions mounted, Alistair stepped forward, his calm presence cutting cleanly through the noise. With quiet dignity, he offered compensation for the damages, his measured words and heavy purse pacifying the crowd. Gold exchanged hands, tempers cooled—but resentment lingered in their eyes.

  Basic, buried beneath vegetables and the heavy weight of his own foolishness, could only groan as his reputation sank further. Their anger was no longer about broken carts—it was about years of blunders and the loss of their cherished Rose Knight.

  Accusations flew, blaming Basic not only for the destruction but for driving Elabor from Huble once more. The call for exile grew louder, a chorus of discontent marking him an outcast in his own home.

  Seeing Basic’s concussed state, Alistair stepped forward again. “I am Alistair,” he announced calmly, his voice steady amid the chaos.

  Basic squinted up at him, eyes unfocused. “My father, everyone!” he slurred.

  Alistair’s brow furrowed. “No. I am not his father,” he said firmly. “But a rescuer of you fine people from such degeneracy.“

  Suddenly, Basic’s face twisted with indignation. Without warning, he slapped Alistair across the face.

  “I shall protect Huble in the wake of the Rosebud Knight!” Basic shouted, swaying wildly.

  The slap echoed through the square. The crowd murmured angrily, animosity surging.

  “Let's hang him and be done with it!” someone shouted. Others joined in, their fury spilling over.

  Alistair raised a hand to silence the crowd while the other caressed his cheek.

  “No one is to be hanged,” he declared, his voice cutting through the shouts. “We must not give in to such valid hatred.“

  Still dazed, Basic misread the hostility entirely. He puffed out his chest. “Alistair, was it? It seems my people aren’t fond of you.“

  He pointed dramatically. “Stand back! For I will eradicate this cloaked fool as I have done to Elabor!“

  The crowd erupted in outrage.

  “Eradicate yourself!” someone screamed.

  Only then did the truth sink in. Basic’s bravado faltered as he saw hatred in their eyes.

  Among the faces, Basic spotted Bumbling arriving late to the uproar. The old innkeeper stood in silence with the opposition. Basic’s heart sank. Even him.

  “Ladies and gentlemen of Huble,” Alistair called out, his voice carrying. “I bring you good news. I shall be taking Basic from your village—to help him harness his… unique talents elsewhere.“

  The crowd erupted in cheers. Relief washed over them. Some tossed favors into the air, celebrating his removal.

  Basic blinked. “You are? Right—yes! Of course!” He puffed out his chest. “No need to be sad, friends. For I shall return one day—different—but mostly the same.“

  Boos replaced cheers instantly.

  Alistair placed a firm hand on Basic’s shoulder. “It may seem unfathomable now,” he declared to the villagers, “but you will come to appreciate this boy. Perhaps even miss him.“

  Silence fell.

  “I declare that Basic will one day become the true hero of Gilgamar.“

  Doubt rippled through the crowd. Scoffs mixed with curiosity. Basic stood a little taller, a sheepish pride blooming where none had existed before.

  As Basic and Alistair turned to leave the village, a single voice pierced the air.

  “And I’ll be the Baron of Brumdale!” a villager shouted with mock grandeur, bursting into laughter.

  The defiance spread like wildfire. “Yes, the Shiny Hope will save us all!” another voice chimed in, cruel laughter ringing through the square like bells.

  Each insult struck Basic like an arrow to the chest. His fists clenched, his body tensing with rage, ready to take on the entire village if need be.

  Before he could act, Alistair’s firm hand closed around his shoulder. “Let them laugh,” he whispered, his voice steady. “For when the time comes, they’ll beg for forgiveness.“

  “Yes, they’ll beg.” Basic lashes out. “After I tie nooses around your necks.“

  Alistair steps between Basic and the stunned crowd. “He jests,” Alistair nervously laughs. “He meant no such thing.“

  Debris flew—small stones, clumps of dirt, anything within reach—hurled at Basic as they attempted to flee.

  “Get lost! Both of ya’!” someone shouted.

  Suddenly, Bumbling stumbled into the fray, his timid voice rising in a rare show of resolve. “S-stop this n-nonsense, right n-now!” he demanded, his stutter betraying his fear.

  Basic turned toward the sound of Bumbling’s voice.

  “S-sure, he may be bald and unattractive…“

  Basic blinked. “Unattractive?” he muttered, glancing at Alistair for reassurance.

  Alistair suppressed a grin and shook his head slightly. But as Basic turned back, Alistair clenched his jaw.

  “A-and yes, he’s ruined my business… but let us n-not forget that he’s also a fool!“

  The crowd began to fester.

  Bumbling scratched his head. “Wait… w-what was I saying again? O-oh yes! Should we treat fools the same as normal people? No! We should pick on them for being different!“

  He pointed at random villagers. “If he weren’t around, which one of us would be the next fool, eh?“

  The crowd exchanged glances, briefly confused—until someone accused Bumbling himself.

  After a moment, Bumbling nodded. “R-right… forget what I said… L-let’s treat everyone the same. I didn’t threaten your lives—he did!“

  He pointed accusingly at Basic.

  The confusion turned to instant fury.

  Basic turned just in time to see Bumbling’s betrayal. “Bumbling!” he shouted, disbelief cracking his voice.

  The innkeeper offered a sheepish smile. “I-I’ll hold them off as long as I can. Flee, Basic, flee!“

  The crowd did not slow.

  They surged forward, trampling Bumbling without hesitation. His body vanished beneath the stampede as the mob advanced.

  “Bumbling!” Basic cried, horror flooding his voice.

  Alistair pulled him away, gripping his arm with iron resolve. Staying meant death.

  As they hurried down the road, the roar of the mob and Bumbling’s futile sacrifice faded into the distance.