Normal

  There’s no such thing as normal

  I swear to you it’s true.

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  Take an average of the human race,

  I guarantee it isn’t you.

  Normal is now, normal is the status quo.

  Abstract, cruel and pointless.

  Normal doesn’t care, it doesn’t know

  The judgement that it passes,

  When you’re feeling low.

  Strange is interesting

  Eccentric is rather fun

  I know which I’d rather be

  Run normal run…