Whimmy & Wormount

  Designation: the HORSEHAIR WORM cillimorphs

  Group: SPINELESS

  Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY

  Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

  Interesting Facts: Whimmy and Wormount fold their worm-like bodies into horsey shapes so they can gallop around a lot faster. You can ride Wormount, but only if you’re comfortable sitting with nothing but a whipcord between your booty cheeks. Wormount’s guts can be seen, making it very easy to judge its health.

  Stargat & Sunfuse

  Designation: the SHOOTING STARLING & SUN cillimorphs

  Group: BIRDISH

  Native Biomes: OUTER SPACE

  Size: SMALL & LARGE

  Interesting Facts: Stargat lives its entire life in space, so has no need for feet. It may appear that the gigantic Sunfuse has feet, but those are just asteroid tongs. Sunfuse is too big for rasslin’ matches at its normal size, so it’ll get smaller to hang out with you so you don’t have to be embarrassed about being such a short lil’ poundcake.

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  Pokeyperch & Ribrage

  Designation: the IBERIAN RIBBED NEWT & RIB CAGE cillimorphs

  Group: REPTOPHIBIAN

  Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET BOLDERO

  Size: SMALL & MEDIUM

  Interesting Facts: Pokeyperch’s middle ribs stick way out of its skin, providing a tempting perch for cillimorph spiritual energies, which take the form of little glowing birdies that help guide their ride through dark woods and caves. Ribrage traps these energies inside its body; its unclear why it does this, since imprisonment kills the spirits’ light.

  Goaph & Loamleroy

  Designation: the GOPHER cillimorphs

  Group: MAMMALISH

  Native Biomes: PLANET WOODZY & PLANET SCORCHER

  Size: SMALL

  Interesting Facts: Goaph spends a lot of time underground, but usually sticks its butt up in the air so it can wiggle its toesies unencumbered. Loamleroy likes to wear a crusty collar of earth to plump up its cute lil’ cheeks, but sometimes runs out of breath because it’s a little too tight and hard to get off.

  Clamzer & Swivalve

  Designation: the RAZOR CLAM cillimorphs

  Group: SPINELESS

  Native Biomes: PLANET SPLISHY

  Size: SMALL

  Interesting Facts: Clamzer’s shell is very sharp, which is doubly dangerous because it spends so much time shallowly buried in beach sand. Usually it will pop up right before you step on it to keep you safe, but if you’re wearing really ugly flip-flops it will continue to lurk and slice them in half. Swivalve can store its entire body in its shell, using its armored cap to seal itself into its armor.