Chapter 9: Humiliation Py"You dare hold me back?! Do you know who I am?"

  "Yes. You've just introduced yourself. You're Peng Yufeng."

  "I'm Peng Yuchen!"

  "Oh! My apologies young master Peng Duchen. I hope you forgive my small mistake. But I believe in young master Peng Douche's broadmindedness."

  A friendly smile appeared on my face, tho to him it was probably the most mocking smile he had ever seen.

  "You bastard! I'll cripple you!"

  With a shout, he charged closer.

  "Oh, you're approaching me?", I asked.

  "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer!", he shouted back, while still charging forward like a bull.

  "Then come as close as you like."

  I smirked. As he tried to punch me, I ducked under the punch and hit him in the guts. He flew back, but as I wanted to extend my fun, I held back. That's why he only flew a few meters before luckily nding on his feet and...coughing up blood.

  I looked at his body in wonder. I didn't hit any vital organs. That punch was in no way one that should make him cough out blood. As I pondered, I was interrupted by him.

  "How dare you hurt me?!"

  "Ho da yu, ho da yu, ho da yu! Are you a broken cassette young master Peng Douchebag? How come you repeat yourself so often?"

  "How dare youuuuuuuu!"

  While screaming this, he once again charged at me and I wrote:

  {There is an invisible wall one centimetre in front of the head of the one attacking me that will not move.}

  Of course, I did it in secret this time, unlike when I openly used spells against the lord. After all, the greatest fun in this spell was catching the opponent unprepared, and oh boy, that it did.

  He ran forward with full force, only to hit an invisible wall with his head. Upon hitting the barrier, his nose was squashed, taking up more space, his eyes went wide open, and it seemed like he kissed the invisible wall.

  If you want to understand why, then say u and look at the form your mouth makes.

  This wall crushed the momentum of his upper body, but his lower body was still going strong, still moving forward under the barrier. This resulted in him falling on his butt.

  I tried to hold myself back, but it was just too funny. And so I started to ugh like mad:

  "Pffff! Hahahahaha! Did you guys see his face?", I addressed the viewers. Apparently, my sense of humour wasn't that bad, as the people around me were trying to hold back their ughter too. Unfortunately for them, my ughter broke their concentration and so they started ughing too.

  """HAHAHAHA!"""

  And so, ughter echoed in the square. It seemed like everyone was ughing. Well, except for one. Douchebag looked at me as if I was his worst enemy, which I probably was.

  I slowly moved towards him, after ughing for a minute, gncing at the other young master already licking the floor and telling him:

  "Don't stop, until I say otherwise."

  Then I turned my attention to Douchebag again.

  "My, my. Young Trashbag, you seem to hate me. Can you tell me why? I don't remember, ever having done something that could warrant such strong hostility from you."

  "You humiliated me!"

  "No, no! You've misunderstood! I just wanted to strengthen your bond as friends!", I said, pointing out the guy licking the floor, "I figured doing that alone would get lonely, so I wanted to give him a companion! And who better qualifies than his best friend?"

  With that, I dragged him by the hair and moved him beside the other guy.

  "Now lick! Don't waste my kindness!", I said, before smming his head down on the ground and forcing it to stay there.

  "Now isn't this a harmonious scene? Two friends sharing the punishment!", I said with a smile, while my gaze wandered around the crowd. Seeing them nod their heads frantically, whenever I looked at them, I was satisfied.

  "Ah, I have the idea!"

  With a smile still on my face, I wrote: {The one before me can't move.}, before fixing my eyes on Trashbag's three followers, who just stood there in horror, seemingly unable to accept the situation.

  "You will accompany your friends, right?"

  The three just trembled, before one of them suddenly screamed and attacked.

  "You bastard, don't think you've won!"

  I sidestepped the sword coming from above, before secretly writing:

  {There is an invisible wall one centimetre in front of the feet of the one attacking me that will not move.}

  Not expecting the invisible wall, he fell face-first onto the ground.

  {The one before me can't move.}

  Stopping his movement, I spoke:

  "Aww. That's real Friendship! To think he would volunteer!"

  Moving toward the others, I said with a smile, that probably seemed like the grin of a demon to them:

  "Now you two will do so too, right? RIGHT?!"

  As they turned and ran, I quickly caught up to them, grabbing the back of their sculls with my hands. Then, I forced them down, making them eat dirt too, before fixing them in pce with my magic.

  "Now you're the only ones left!", I said, turning my head to Father and Daughter.

  First, going to the Father, I forced him down with the rest. Then I told the daughter:

  "This is my first order. Lick the ground with them."

  As she had a shocked expression, her body started ignoring her will, moving down to lick. Trembling, she tried her best to resist, but it was useless. As she started licking, I had another idea. Did you know, that I could py the piano?

  Moving them side to side and making them push their asses out, I started pying. With the seven people, I nearly had a whole octave. Plenty of notes.

  As I moved, every time I hit their asses, they would let out screams. With these screams, I pyed a plethora of songs and the crowd listened to all of them.

  And so, a symphony of screams could be heard on the pza till deep into the night.