I stood outside the house of nightmares, gripping the walking e like my life depended on it.
Because, let’s be ho—it did.
This is so fucked.
The elder stuck me in a house with a spider. A big-ass, venom-spitting, death-trap of a spider.
And, judging by how casually Matra talked about it, people knew.
Yeah. They knew.
They were usio get rid of the problem. Either I killed the thing, or I died trying.
I sighed, dragging a hand down my face. “How the hell did I get here?”
I wasn’t supposed to be in some backwater medieval deathtrap. I was supposed to be at home. In bed. Avoiding my responsibilities like a normal person.
I kicked a loose rock, scowling.
Why am I even listening to the elder?
There were other houses. Houses that didn’t e with acid-spitting nightmares.
Then, I remembered the bodies I saw earlier—the rotting corpses slumped ihose abandoned homes.
I shuddered.
“Yeah… maybe I’ll just stay here.”
I gnced down at the walking e Matra gave me. It was old, rough, and looked like it belonged in a thrift shop. I tilted my head.
How much is this worth?
I opened my Buy and Sell interface, fog on the e.
A prompt popped up:
Sell Crude Walking e for 5?
I sighed. “Not worth it.”
Seemed like nothing was worth selling at this rate.
Whatever.
I resigned myself to my fate and slowly pced my hand on the door handle.
Taking a deep breath, I pushed it open just a crad peeked inside.
The spider was still there.
It g to the wall, motionless, its long legs sprawled out like some demon statue.
I squinted. Was it asleep?
I hoped so.
Slowly, cautiously, I stepped inside.
Then—
SLAM!
The door shut behih a loud bang.
“Jesus!” I yelped, practically leaping out of my skin. My pulse spiked, and I whirled around, half-expeg the spider’s mother to be standing behind me.
Nothing. Just an old, creaky door.
I exhaled. “e on, Dan. Stop being a bitch. Man up.”
I turned back toward the room, f myself to assess my surroundings.
The pce was a wreck.
Broken wooden ptes, spoons, aing utensils were scattered across the floor. A wooden table with two chairs sat he ter of the room, both covered in thick cobwebs.
And then, of course, there was the spider.
I inched fripping the e tightly.
I was almost close enough to swing when—
CREEEAK.
The floor betrayed me.
The floorbroaned, loud and sharp.
I froze.
The spider’s fangs twitched.
My breath hitched.
“Shit.”
I knew what was about to happe.
The moment the floor creaked, I knew I was screwed.
The spider’s fangs twitched. Its legs flexed, shifting slightly.
Then, with a siing hiss, it moved.
I barely had time to react before the demon spawn from hell lunged off the wall, its massive body crashing onto the flht in front of me.
I stumbled backward, barely avoiding its needle-like legs as they smmed into the wood where I had just been standing.
Holy shit—holy shit—holy shit—
Its bck eyes locked onto me.
I didn’t think. I swung.
The e whipped through the air and smacked against one of its legs.
A dull THWACK.
The spider did not care.
It hissed again, rearing up, its fangs dripping with something viscous and green.
I swung again, this time aiming for its face.
The e ected, and the spider jerked backward, its body twisting. I didn’t know if it was actually hurt or just annoyed, but I wasn’t stig around to find out.
I bolted toward the door—
—just as the spider spat.
A stream of liquid shot past me, hissing as it spttered against the wall.
The wood sizzled.
Acid.
I barely avoided the same fate.
I turned sharply, gripping the e tighter. “Oh, E ON.”
The spider charged, its legs clig against the floor as it came straight for me.
I did the only thing I could.
I threw the e.
It smacked the spider dead ter in the face.
The impact made it reel back, its body jerking wildly.
I took the ce.
I grabbed one of the wooden chairs, lifted it over my head, and smmed it down onto the spider with every ounce of strength I had.
The chair shattered.
The spider shrieked, filing as it tried to escape the debris.
I backed up, breathing hard, sweat dripping down my forehead.
The spider twitched, its movements sluggish.
It was hurt.
Now or never, Dan.
I grabbed a jagged piece of broken chair leg, gripping it like a makeshift spear.
Then, with a deep breath—
I charged.
The spider spat again, but I dodged, skidding across the floor.
With all my weight, I pluhe wooden stake straight into its eye.
A siing ch.
The spider vulsed.
Then, with o twitch, it stilled.
Silence.
My breath came fast and hard, my entire body shaking.
The spider was dead.
I stared at it for a long moment, making damn sure it wasn’t about to pull some horror movie bullshit a back up.
It didn’t.
I let out a shaky ugh, wiping the sweat from my forehead.
“Holy shit. I just killed a giant spider.”
I looked down at my hands, still trembling.
Then, at the mess I’d made.
Then, back at the acid-burnt wall.
Then, finally, at the dead spider.
I let out a slow breath.
“Yeah. I’m never sleeping here.”
I stood over the dead spider’s remains, hands on my hips, breathing hard.
The house was a disaster.
Broken furniture. Acid-burnt walls. Cobwebs still hanging from the ceiling. And, of course, the giant-ass corpse of a venom-spitting demon.
I exhaled sharply. “Okay… so now what?”
I g the body, frowning. “I ’t just… leave it here.”
I had no idea how long it would take for something this big to rot, but I was not about to find out.
I sighed, rubbing my neck. Maybe I could drag it outside? But then what? Bury it? Toss it in the woods?
I groaoo much work.
Then, an idea hit me.
I squi the carcass. “Wait a sed…”
I sell it?
I opened my Buy and Sell interface, focused on the spider’s body, and waited.
A prompt appeared.
Sell Juvenile Web Lurker Carcass for 25?
My eyes widened.
Holy shit.
I barely hesitated before thinking, YES.
The body vanished instantly.
No mess. No acid. No weird smell. Just gone.
I grinned. “Oh, hell yes.”
This just ged the game.
I could sell more than just s—I could sell actual objects.
Which meant…
I turned sharply, eyes sing the rest of the room.
Time to rob this pce blind.
I moved to the ets first, yanking them open.
Inside? A few cracked ptes, some rusted spoons, and wooden bowls.
I focused on one.
Sell Wooden Spoon for 0.50?
I smirked. “Sold.”
I did the same for everything else—
Ptes? 1.00. Cups? 0.75. Chairs? 3.00 each.
I moved to the table, tapping it in curiosity.
Sell Wooden Table for 5.00?
I stared.
“…You have got to be kidding me.”
That table was solid. Heavy. Well-built. Easily worth at least 50, maybe even 75.
And my skill was me FIVE.
“This is highway robbery.”
I sighed but sold it anyway.
After a solid ten minutes of selling literally everything that wasn’t nailed down, I pulled up my bance.
Current Bance: 53.50
I grinned. “Hell yeah. I’m rich.”
Now…
What should I buy?
I pulled up my Buy and Sell interface, staring at the list of items like a kid in a dy store.
Or, more accurately, a broke kid in a dy store, realizing that even though he finally has money, he’s still too poor to buy anything good.
I sighed, rubbing my . “Should I even buy anything? Or should I just save it?”
I mean, what could I even buy?
I scrolled through the categories, tapping through food, tools, survival gear—nothing really jumped out at me.
Then I found a filter option.
I smirked. “Oh, hell yeah. That’s what I need.”
I set it to 50 and below.
The list exploded.
Hundreds—no, thousands—of items suddenly appeared.
The sheer amount was overwhelming. If I wao, I could probably spend days just going through every siem.
“What the hell am I even looking for?” I muttered.
I rubbed my head, scrolling mindlessly through the list. What do I need?
Then, the realization hit me.
Alright. Gamer mode time.
I narrowed my eyes.
I was in a fantasy world.
I had no powers besides this marketpce skill.
I couldn’t level up.
I couldn’t learn magic.
But…
I had an endless market.
How could I take advantage of this?
I tapped my fingers against my arm, staring at the list as I scrolled. “Think, Dan. If this was a game, how would you min-max this?”
I kept scrolling.
Five minutes passed. Then ten.
Then, something caught my eye.
I stopped.
Low-Rank Disease Cure Potion – 50.
I clicked it.
A prompt appeared.
Would you like to buy this item?
I hesitated. No.
The prompt disappeared.
I frowned. “Is there a way to see a description?”
I paused, recalling how I visualized selling items.
Maybe…
I focused, trying to visualize the item’s details instead of just the purchase button.
A new window popped up.
I grinned. Bingo.
I leaned forward, reading the information.
And then… my eyes widened.
Holy shit.
[Item Description]Low-Rank Disease Cure Potion Price: 50 Category: Medie & Remedies Stock: Unlimited
Description: A weak but effective potion desigo cure on and low-grade diseases. Works best on mild to moderate iions, fevers, and viral illnesses.
Cures most non-magical diseases at early to mid-stages.
Limited effe advanced iions ical ailments.
Does not restore lost health or stamina.
Not effective against terminal illnesses h-rank poisons.
Warning:
Results vary based on the severity of the disease.
Potion must be fully ed for best effect.
Overuse may weaken natural immunity over time.
Not reended for repeated use within a short period.